Tim: " What time is it...? "
Larry: "Almost time for you to leave.."
Bill runs up to Tim and gives him a hug
" I'll miss you so much!!!" ~Sniffle~
Tim: " Hehe.."
Larry: " Why are you laughing? "
Bill: "What's so funny?? "
Tim: "HAHAHAHAHA!!!! April Fools!!!!!! "
Bill falls face flat on the ground. And Larry says:
" WHAT!!!??? "
Tim: " It's April Fools day. April 1. Look on the calendar. "
Larry: " I know it's April Fools day!!! Well..Sort of... Any how, Why did you do THAT joke???!!! "
Tim: "Remember in first grade," ~Flash Back To First Grade~
Larry: " I have to go to Paris after school..."
Tim: " What??? I'll miss you so much!!!"
Larry: "April Fools!!!"
~High School~
Larry: "My girlfriend wants me to go to England with her.."
Tim: "What???"
Larry: "April Fools!!"
~Present Day~
Tim: "See."
Larry falls face flat on the floor to
THE END
Friday, May 6, 2011
Monday, April 18, 2011
TIM LEAVES
Larry walks in and sees Tim on the couch playing Pac-Man.
Tim also has 3 bags next to him.
Larry: "What are you doing?"
Tim: "What do you I'm doing?! I'm playing Pac-Man!"
Larry: "You know what I mean. And you know you wouldn't be this mad if you weren't keeping something secret."
Tim: "....."
Larry: "So were are going?"
Tim: "......Zally wants me to go to Paris with her..."
Bill, Larry,: "WHAT!? You won't leave us will you!?"
Tim: "........"
Larry: "No.."
Tim also has 3 bags next to him.
Larry: "What are you doing?"
Tim: "What do you I'm doing?! I'm playing Pac-Man!"
Larry: "You know what I mean. And you know you wouldn't be this mad if you weren't keeping something secret."
Tim: "....."
Larry: "So were are going?"
Tim: "......Zally wants me to go to Paris with her..."
Bill, Larry,: "WHAT!? You won't leave us will you!?"
Tim: "........"
Larry: "No.."
TIM GETS A GIRL
Tim's at a table with a girl zombie.
Zoe ( the girl zombie): "So..What did you order."
She said it so romantically that it gave Tim chills up his back.
Tim: "....I..I..I.. Well it is Red Robin Brain.. so I got Robin brains..."
Zoe: " Me to."
1 hour later.
Larry: "So how'd it go?"
Tim: " Good...."
Tim: "STOP GIVING ME THE EYE!!"
Larry: " Okay only if you tell the truth."
Tim: " FINE!! She broke up with me."
Bill: "I'm sure you'll fined a new girl."
5 days later.
Tim: "So ya, she's perfect!"
Bill: " Glad you have a girl now."
Larry: "So what's her name?"
Tim: "Zally."
LARRY GOES TO THE DOCTOR
Larry: " What are we doing to do today?"
Doctor Zombo: " I'm going to give you a check up!"
Larry: " What's that on the table?"
Doctor Zombo: " It's a brain,we are going to give brain surgery to the patient after you."
Larry leans forward to touch the the brain.
Doctor Zombo: "DON'T TOUCH IT!"
Larry: "Sorry.."
Doctor Zombo: " Now, I'm going to go get a nurse. I'll be right back."
Doctor goes out the door and remembers:
" I left my pen!"
Doctor Zombo comes in and sees Larry with his cheeks full.
Doctor Zombo: "YOU ATE THE BRAIN!?!?!?!? GET OUT NOW!"
Larry: " Sorry!"
Doctor Zombo: "NOW!!"
Larry walks out the door into the waiting room.
Tim: " So how'd it go?"
Larry: " Bad... I ate a brain that was for brain surgery.."
Bill: " Was it good?"
Larry: "VERY."
Larry, Bill, and Tim, go to the car.
Larry takes out a notepad and writes down 16.
Larry: "That's my 16th Doctor...He only lasted 1 week."
THE END
Doctor Zombo: " I'm going to give you a check up!"
Larry: " What's that on the table?"
Doctor Zombo: " It's a brain,we are going to give brain surgery to the patient after you."
Larry leans forward to touch the the brain.
Doctor Zombo: "DON'T TOUCH IT!"
Larry: "Sorry.."
Doctor Zombo: " Now, I'm going to go get a nurse. I'll be right back."
Doctor goes out the door and remembers:
" I left my pen!"
Doctor Zombo comes in and sees Larry with his cheeks full.
Doctor Zombo: "YOU ATE THE BRAIN!?!?!?!? GET OUT NOW!"
Larry: " Sorry!"
Doctor Zombo: "NOW!!"
Larry walks out the door into the waiting room.
Tim: " So how'd it go?"
Larry: " Bad... I ate a brain that was for brain surgery.."
Bill: " Was it good?"
Larry: "VERY."
Larry, Bill, and Tim, go to the car.
Larry takes out a notepad and writes down 16.
Larry: "That's my 16th Doctor...He only lasted 1 week."
THE END
ZOMBIES GO OUT
Larry:"Hay Bill, I heard there was a good restruant down the road. They have craw fish brains that had good rateings"
Tim: "Ya,and there is a plaza downtown that sells Tiger brains and Ostrich brains to."
Bill:"Wow, that's fancy."
Larry: "Ya."
Larry,Tim,Bill: " Let's go..!!"
ZOMBIES GO TO THE PLAZA
wiatress:" Here is your,Tiger brain, your Ostrich brains, and your Craw fish brain."
Larry: " Doing anything tomarow?"
"SLAP!!!!"
Larry: " I geuss that's a no..."
Bill: " Anyway, how is your Tiger brain Larry? "
Larry: " It's great! Is that a little Thyme? No.. Rose Mary...Well how is yours Tim?"
Tim: " It's okay.. It has a little bit of mint.. I'm alergic..."
Bill: "Sorry about that.. Mine is great to. It's got shaved gold on it!!"
Larry,Tim: "WOW!"
Another Wiatress: " Here is the receipt."
Larry faints.
Bill grabs the receipt.
Bill faints.
Tim picks up the receipt and reads it aloud:
" 1000 DOLARS!!!!????"
THE END
Tim: "Ya,and there is a plaza downtown that sells Tiger brains and Ostrich brains to."
Bill:"Wow, that's fancy."
Larry: "Ya."
Larry,Tim,Bill: " Let's go..!!"
ZOMBIES GO TO THE PLAZA
wiatress:" Here is your,Tiger brain, your Ostrich brains, and your Craw fish brain."
Larry: " Doing anything tomarow?"
"SLAP!!!!"
Larry: " I geuss that's a no..."
Bill: " Anyway, how is your Tiger brain Larry? "
Larry: " It's great! Is that a little Thyme? No.. Rose Mary...Well how is yours Tim?"
Tim: " It's okay.. It has a little bit of mint.. I'm alergic..."
Bill: "Sorry about that.. Mine is great to. It's got shaved gold on it!!"
Larry,Tim: "WOW!"
Another Wiatress: " Here is the receipt."
Larry faints.
Bill grabs the receipt.
Bill faints.
Tim picks up the receipt and reads it aloud:
" 1000 DOLARS!!!!????"
THE END
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