Monday, April 18, 2011

TIM LEAVES

Larry walks in and sees Tim on the couch playing Pac-Man.
Tim also has 3 bags next to him.
Larry: "What are you doing?"
Tim: "What do you I'm doing?! I'm playing Pac-Man!"
Larry: "You know what I mean. And you know you wouldn't be this mad if you weren't keeping something secret."
Tim: "....."
Larry: "So were are going?"
Tim: "......Zally wants me to go to Paris with her..."
Bill, Larry,: "WHAT!? You won't leave us will you!?"
Tim: "........"
Larry: "No.."

TIM GETS A GIRL

Tim's at a table with a girl zombie.
Zoe ( the girl zombie):  "So..What did you order."
She said it so romantically that it gave Tim chills up his back.
Tim: "....I..I..I.. Well it is Red Robin Brain.. so I got Robin  brains..."
Zoe: " Me to."
1 hour later.
Larry: "So how'd it go?"
Tim: " Good...."
Tim: "STOP GIVING  ME THE EYE!!"
Larry: " Okay only if you tell the truth."
Tim: " FINE!! She broke up with me."
Bill: "I'm sure you'll fined a new girl."
5 days later.
Tim: "So ya, she's perfect!"
Bill: " Glad you have a girl now."
Larry: "So what's her name?"
Tim: "Zally."



LARRY GOES TO THE DOCTOR

Larry: " What are we doing to do today?"
Doctor Zombo: " I'm going to give you a check up!"
Larry: " What's that on the table?"
Doctor Zombo: " It's a brain,we are going  to give brain surgery to the patient after you."
Larry leans forward to touch the the brain.
Doctor Zombo: "DON'T TOUCH IT!"
Larry: "Sorry.."
Doctor Zombo: " Now, I'm going to go get a nurse. I'll be right back."
Doctor goes out the door and remembers:
" I left my pen!"
Doctor Zombo comes in and sees Larry with his cheeks full.
Doctor Zombo: "YOU ATE THE BRAIN!?!?!?!? GET OUT NOW!"
Larry: " Sorry!"
Doctor Zombo: "NOW!!"
Larry walks out the door into the waiting room.
Tim: " So how'd it go?"
Larry: " Bad... I ate a brain that was for brain surgery.."
Bill: " Was it good?"
Larry: "VERY."
Larry, Bill, and Tim, go to the car.
Larry takes out a notepad and writes down 16.
Larry: "That's my 16th Doctor...He only lasted 1 week."

THE END

ZOMBIES GO OUT

Larry:"Hay Bill, I heard there was a good restruant down the road. They have craw fish brains that had good rateings"

Tim: "Ya,and there is a plaza downtown that sells Tiger brains and Ostrich brains to."

Bill:"Wow, that's fancy."

Larry: "Ya."

Larry,Tim,Bill: " Let's go..!!"



                                                                       ZOMBIES GO TO THE PLAZA




wiatress:" Here is your,Tiger brain, your Ostrich brains, and your Craw fish brain."

Larry: " Doing anything tomarow?"

"SLAP!!!!"

Larry: " I geuss that's a no..."

Bill: " Anyway, how is your Tiger brain Larry? "

Larry: " It's great! Is that a little Thyme? No.. Rose Mary...Well how is yours Tim?"

Tim: " It's okay.. It has a little bit of mint.. I'm alergic..."

Bill: "Sorry about that.. Mine is great to. It's got shaved gold on it!!"

Larry,Tim: "WOW!"

Another Wiatress: " Here is the receipt."

Larry faints.

Bill grabs the receipt.

Bill faints.

Tim picks up the receipt and reads it aloud:

" 1000 DOLARS!!!!????"


THE END